by baby chynna November 28, 2009
Get the lazyman chairmug. by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
Get the Chair queefmug. by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017
Get the chair wardrobemug. It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy
by laughterinmanslaughter December 30, 2021
Get the happy chairsmug. A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!
Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021
Get the Cigarette Chairmug. A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug. When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023
Get the Chair sexmug.