Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Linus the Alien

An alien from a unknown planet, who spits radioactive dräggel.

His IQ is so low that you cant even count it.

He have many CP ticks, with some amazing CP moves.

Do you see the alien over there? Its Linus the Alien!

by Verdoxia May 25, 2020

Alien

An Alien is a non-discovered being supposedly on another planet available to have life. Also very mysterious.

"Do you really think that there are Aliens in the Universe?"

by hello darkness smiled friend June 9, 2020

alien divergent

Fake...aka snitch or narc someone who is not cool... Pretending to be someone that your not

Is she cool man? Nope... She's an alien divergent

by Didrah October 10, 2020

Aliens

The gays

The Aliens must be eliminated

by narkism October 12, 2020

Aliens

You don't hear about a football team called the Aliens.

The last time you heard about a team called the Aliens was in a Super Nintendo game back in the early 90s.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

alien cookies

What you're looking to get when you're on the toilet and you heat some high bass beat.

Dude I think that I'm gonna go enjoy some Alien Cookies

by M3G4M4R7 October 28, 2017