ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.

OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

Ted

The platypus on the Australian 20 cent piece( commonly called tails)

I call ted

by Notben36364578 November 30, 2018

Ted

Stand Ted on your school bag.

I'm having a rough Ted right now.

by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 3, 2021

Ted Phenomenon

When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.

“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”

by Lumiac April 7, 2020

Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

by teds secret lover February 24, 2025

Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

by HammyShoe July 8, 2024

Ted

An ingenious young dude who likes making friends.

"that new guy is a such a Ted, he's friends with most of us already"

by joarge April 12, 2021