hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 20, 2008

love tank

meat wallet, vagina, pootang, hoohah, pussy, vag, furburger

After the gang bang, her love tank was pretty shredded.

by iFakeSarcasms May 3, 2015

Hanukkah tank

A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their candles lasted for eight days and eight nights by divine intervention.

I haven't filled up in like two weeks. It's a Hanukkah tank.

by The Notorious B.A.C.H. July 2, 2009

tinkle tank

An excruciatingly cute animal; usually being a kitten.

That bad little tinkle tank doesn't know nothing!

by jo-bot April 15, 2009

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

Flying tanks

A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.

O god, a flock flying tanks. May god help us...

by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009

Swank The Tank

A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.

A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."

by jchig307 August 6, 2009