Studying

Like blush, which is blood rush. Studying means 'student dying'.

The teacher taught us studying tips.

by user0690 November 5, 2022

study guide heist

A sneaky or strategic maneuver by one student to acquire another student's well-crafted study guide before an upcoming exam—often disguised as casual interest or collaboration.

"Hey, can I see what you did for your study guide?"
"Sure." (student glances over it)
"Actually, wait... can you just send me all that?"

Bystander (shouts): "They just did the study guide heist on you bro"

by kababa_theGreat April 15, 2025

Studying

A subtraction of “student dying”

SHIT He’s studying! CALL 911!

by The old and smart one September 12, 2019

Zipper Studies

Zipper studies is a field for interdisciplinary study devoted to zipper identity and zippered representation as central categories of analysis. This field includes zipper's studies (concerning zipper, zipped, zipping, and philosophy).

"I can pinpoint the source of this zipper thanks to my degree in Zipper Studies"

by sashaluna December 12, 2018

studying without the stu

You're dying, send help

Friend: How, what you doing?
Me: I'm Studying without the stu.
Friend: Oh ok, wait...

by AaronPlayzStuff February 10, 2022

pre-study break

A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages.

My roommate and I took a much deserved pre-study break before going to the library.

by Chillaxinator July 6, 2011

The studies show

No I believe it because the studies show that it's what's happening. Therefore, it isn't a belief. It is a true thing that is happening, actually.

Hym "Yeah, the studies show that women are selecting men 6< for short term reproductive success and men >6 for long term relationships. The studies on the issue... Are literally just Critical fat cock theory. Now, you have to consider: Why are the relationships short term? Are they INTENDED to be short term? Is it just hooking up? IRRELEVANT! EITHER WAT that is what they are seeking out INITIALLY. Are they coming out of the gate seeking long term relationships? No. So, when the fat cocks are done with them? Relationship time! That's critical fat cock theory. And it isn't a 'belief.' It isn't misinformation. It's MALINFORMATION (According to that bitch Cory who "DiD tHe ReSeArCh" and I'll tell you what, if I get my hands on her, she's going to need to do some research on why her ass is pink... I'll give you a hint! 🖐). Which means 'Information that is TRUE but makes people look bad.' This just IS what's happening. The data shows that it's happening. If you ask them what they are doing or looking for they will tell you what they're doing. That's why the religion. It's a breeding cult to protect the fact cocks. Critical fat cock theory explains everything! It's the grand unifying theory of human interaction."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2023