Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
by jb3625 January 21, 2011
Get the wall-stalk pop-upmug. by dickfacedmcfagboy August 1, 2017
Get the baxter stalk me daddymug. following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.
by emac March 21, 2007
Get the back-stalkingmug. Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
Get the Future stalkingmug. That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Get the cock stalkmug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook
by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019
Get the Stalkmug.