SeattleBones

Also known as SCP-9092, he is a Euclid-Class anomaly who takes the form of a human skeleton. He is monitored by a mobile task force team located in Seattle, Washington. He is a very dangerous anomaly, looking at him will cause you to slowly melt and become a skeleton yourself, but dead. He is most active during the months of January-April, but will still be seen wandering around the outskirts of the city.

Did you see the SeattleBones anomaly wandering outside the woods?
I did! It was terrifying. He was eating my childhood crush…

by SeattleBones July 1, 2022

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Seattle Tie

The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."

We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.

by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022

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Seattle

A degenerate cess pool full of faggots and trannys and a homeless crisis

Seattle fucking sucks dude the only thing good about it is there weed isnt taxed like cali

by berry macockener 425 December 14, 2022

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Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

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