A “Slow State” is a State that has not progressed as quickly as the majority of the other 50 States in the US. Slow States normally share borders with other Slow States, and are rarely intellectually-land-locked by their more evolved peers.
The following are typical qualities of a Slow State:
1) An overabundance of churches
2) Historically low SAT scores
3) Residents that defend their right to display objectionable material because it’s their “heritage”
4) A politically-conservative leaning majority
5) Homophobic legislation
6) Seceded, or have/had thoughts of secession
The following are typical qualities of a Slow State:
1) An overabundance of churches
2) Historically low SAT scores
3) Residents that defend their right to display objectionable material because it’s their “heritage”
4) A politically-conservative leaning majority
5) Homophobic legislation
6) Seceded, or have/had thoughts of secession
If you're a bright gay/lesbian liberal non-Christian minority, it is advisable to spend as little time as possible in a Slow State.
by ducklips July 3, 2009
Get the Slow Statemug. 
1: A bullshit line used by females and sometimes males to avoid a full commitment . In many cases when this term is used it's because the orator has had many shitty relationships in the past and therefore bases all current relationships on her poor choices from her past.
2: A bullshit line used by females that are still fucking with an ex or their baby daddy.
2: A bullshit line used by females that are still fucking with an ex or their baby daddy.
1: Yeah I'm talking to this new girl . I like her alot. But she told me she wants to take it slow because of some bullshit that happened with one of her exes.
2: This girl I'm talking to said she wanted to take it slow. .... arrrrgh what a bummer . She's probably still fucking her baby daddy.
2: This girl I'm talking to said she wanted to take it slow. .... arrrrgh what a bummer . She's probably still fucking her baby daddy.
by BigDickBandit86 June 14, 2018
Get the Take it slowmug. Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .
I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
Get the Slow Cookermug. by "Big" Chris October 7, 2006
Get the Slow Lizardmug. Man, don't cop that twenty sack from the south side, go get it from Keithen, he got that slow-burn..that sticky-icky! One hit and you gone have to put that out!
by Keithen March 16, 2004
Get the Slow-Burnermug. someone who cannot comprehend what is going on around them at that moment, but instead takes them a while to fully understand what actually happened.
by MhsStudTim July 2, 2008
Get the brain slowmug.