1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.
That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!
The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.
The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.
by Skin March 18, 2004
Get the bowel-shattering mug.A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.
*James shits himself violently*
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
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phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it
by Nate January 12, 2004
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