bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who likes too much hentai

Oi elvatten the shatten get here

by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019

Mrs. Slate

bestest teacher ever 10/10

do you have mrs. slate today?
heck yes brother

by ur mom like my pee pee April 30, 2019

Slate

when you have drugs on slate, just like having them on tick, or strengh, when u have them and pay for them at a later date.

sort us an 8th on the slate

by Tren September 28, 2004

scatted

the past tense of skeet.

sombody scatted all over that mirror

by dlmp February 27, 2009

shattered(to pull a)

to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"

aka being polish

phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it

by Nate January 12, 2004