by Doctor whale July 25, 2021

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
by johndoe911 July 20, 2022

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
by Wilma333 May 2, 2010

by Doctor whale July 25, 2021

Anna-simon is the most hot and prettiest girl from the whole school, she is also VERY smart and beautiful, and let’s not talk about that beautiful hair of her. I would sit here and would talk hours about it
by Louis_06 April 12, 2021

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
by Marmalade December 8, 2019
