When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
Get the Doing a Simonmug. Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018
Get the Simon The Scientistmug. To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.
by Tom224 November 16, 2012
Get the Simon Periodmug. A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.
by HTX2000 May 23, 2023
Get the Simon Fiskermug. He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.
Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021
Get the Simon-Marcomug. An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
by johndoe911 July 20, 2022
Get the Simon Cowellmug. by Doctor whale July 25, 2021
Get the Simon worleymug.