by Doctor whale July 25, 2021

A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.
by HTX2000 May 23, 2023

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.
by Tom224 November 16, 2012

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
by Marmalade December 8, 2019

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

by Doctor whale July 25, 2021
