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Simon worley

This name is used when someone cant get a girl even when they try
For example: bro your being Simon worley
by Doctor whale July 25, 2021
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Simon Fisker

A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.
Simon Fisker take notes all day or does he...
by HTX2000 May 23, 2023
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Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.
Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?
by Tom224 November 16, 2012
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Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel
by Marmalade December 8, 2019
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Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
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Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
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Simon worley

This word is used when someone cant get a girl or any kinda love
For example: bro this week I've been a simon worley
by Doctor whale July 25, 2021
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