Book on a shelf

An agreement between two best friends stating that they will not speak about a sex act committed between both of them.

"Do you remember that book on a shelf?"

by V0S December 1, 2016

sex on a shelf

Sex on a shelf or "shelf sex" tends to be a guy-girl pairing in a sort of FWB relationship. In this case, the guy can hit up the girl any time and she is always there for sexual activity. Basically the best thing for any horny guy. Similar to a booty call.

Jessica said that her and Michael were friends with benefits, but she was just sex on a shelf to Michael. It was basically all about him.

by pseudope3 May 29, 2017

Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".

That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!

by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004

SHOLE

SHOLE is commonly used for shit-hole.

This neighborhood in San Francisco is a shole that nobody wants to live in. WOW, what a shole, let's get the hell out of here.

by Edd C October 22, 2018

top shelf

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.

"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"

by pdc June 30, 2004

shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.

by bltbites November 7, 2013

shelfee

mooching nigger that will also be accompanied by loud obnoxious exhaust that is far to large.

"shelfee is a wantin ass motherfucker"
"yo can i catch a cigarette"

by boomhower June 19, 2008