Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
mugGet the Self service gasolinemug.

Rail Service

When you have a reguarly scheduled meet up with the homies and invite over a girl to “run a train on her”
Dam bro we really gave her the Rail Service!

Let’s meet up with that girl at the bar and give her the Rail Service!
by Chocosaltyballs May 5, 2024
mugGet the Rail Servicemug.
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crowd service

when a naked girl/boy sits on their knees and just waits for a passerby to show they intend to put their cock in their mouth. a crowd can start to form which can easily turn into a blowbang.
When at the sauna, Riley loves to crowd service the random guys that walk around.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
mugGet the crowd servicemug.
A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.
"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"
by specialist123 August 24, 2017
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Guelph police service

Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses
Help Guelph police service cannabalism causes
by Cody5050 August 23, 2022
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Tiffin Service Cab

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
by Tiffinohio89 January 1, 2020
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