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Service or "ill service'

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?
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Self Service Kiosk

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)
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call service

Amanda, doesn't your mom work at a call service?
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Guelph police service

Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses
Help Guelph police service cannabalism causes
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service beer

A beer you can take anywhere, church airplanes, grocery stores ect..
Security: Sir you can't drink in here. Customer: "yes, I can. This is a service beer"
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
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