September 5th

National boyfriends say yes to everything day.

A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs
gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?

gf: ya look here

gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course

gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course
by thegirlfriend September 03, 2021
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September 16th

A seggzy mf was born on this day, no one beats september 16th babies😎
Me: ayo it’s september 16th today
Candice: ok and?

Me:uhh u dont know? It’s the day all the seggzy mf’s was born
by May 09, 2021
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3rd September

He: wanna fuck cause it’s 3rd September

She: ofc
by Alman August 31, 2021
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September 1

People born on this day are extremely talented, passionate but the biggest crackheads you'll ever meet. They'll fite for you but don't mess with them bc they are most likely to know karate and whoop yo ass.
P1: Dude they are awesome, they are good at everything!
P2: ikr, they are born on September 1st.
by HEBXKNSKD October 18, 2019
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No Sex September

When people, male, female, shemale, transgender, or etc, MUST go WITHOUT intercourse for the ENTIRE month of September.
Jake: "Hey, bro, did you and Casey pass No Sex September?"
Caleb: "Yea, bro... ONE MORE DAY, THOUGH!!
by Icebaitt November 17, 2019
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september 27

anyone born on september 27 means that their parents got frisky on new year’s eve. most legendary birthday of the year.
ethan: my birthday is september 27th, you know what that means right?
sean: no, what?
ethan: means my old folks had some fun new year’s eve
by g657 May 11, 2020
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