Scratchibum

An individual who likes to wear a sock upon his penis.

Hey, look at him with a sock on his penis, he must be a Scratchibum

by Scratchibum January 11, 2012

scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.

I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.

by oldsport December 31, 2014

stretch face

The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.

Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"

by Giveintofate June 18, 2014

stretchapotamus

Noun: A Mythical stretchy hippopotamus

Have you ever seen a Stretchapotamus?

by Big red vocabulary July 6, 2014

Stretch Vasquez

A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.

Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.

by Are You My Daddy November 5, 2016

scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.

"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."

by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019