salmon house

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.

"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*

by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021

Ribble Salmon

An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.

I was so drunk she gave me a Ribble Salmon and I didn't even notice until the next morning.

by Alreet Lad January 24, 2018

Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024

salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.

I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.

by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024

Salmon sandwich

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

by Œuf June 24, 2019

honey salmon

A top tier chick.

John:That there is a honey salmon.

by Akdillpickle August 10, 2016

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024