Lemonade Stand

2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.

"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."

by The Ish April 22, 2005

Cuddle Night Stand

When two people have a one night stand, but instead of having sexual intercourse, the couple simply cuddles with each other.
Sleeping with someone for one night without having sex.

Doyle is such a loser. He can't get laid, so he has to resort to cuddle night stands in order to get close to a female.

I was too tired to bang her, so we had a cuddle night stand.

by LordLancifer October 20, 2010

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

Last stand

A last stand is a military situation in which a body of troops holds a defensive position in the face of overwhelming odds. The defensive force usually takes very heavy casualties or is completely destroyed, as happened at the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 BC, the Battle of the Persian Gate in 330 BC, the Battle of Karbara in 680, the Fall of Constantinople in 1453, the Georgian Three Hundred Aragvians in 1795, the Battle of Waterloo in 1815, the Battle of Shiroyama in 1877, the Battle of Little Bighorn in 1876, the Battle of Pavan Khind in 1660, and Battle of Saragarhi in 1897 and the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising in 1943.

This last stand is not mine or yours or anyone's of the ours - it's theirs.

by InfoRival June 3, 2017

Egg Stand

When one partner takes a solidised shit, in the other partners belly button while they are laying down, making the shit stand vertical much like a decorative easter egg on a stand you see at grandmas.

Becky is a freak bro she asked me to do an egg stand on her

by Rick Rumbler October 25, 2018

Baby Stand

The action of training your kid to stand in two legs before learning to walk, usually practiced on kids below 3 years old.

Person 1: That child looks menacing, why he just stay there and look around.
Person 2: He just baby stand.

by Kagetane April 28, 2019

Please stand by

Those dang words that appear at the end of every WandaVision episode

Because of WandaVision, I now hate the words "Please stand by"

by ThatWandaVisionFan March 9, 2021