A song by Pecos & the Rooftops that causes men to instinctively grab a beer from the fridge as soon as they hear the first cord.
*This damn song starts to play*
Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”
*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*
Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”
*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*
by CSD02 December 24, 2022
Get the This Damn Songmug. A song you could picture yourself or one of your friends sliding around the stripper on, either very slowly or fast & ratchet!
by ry101 September 2, 2016
Get the Pole Songmug. Offense lyrics about the once beautiful name Roxanne chosen for your daughter who is now treated like a side chick, hoe, gold digger who only cares about herself and makeup...she is immediately told Roxannnnnnnnnnnnnne You don't have too....turn on the red llght ( that's a hooker light for when Roxanne's are up for sale) me thinks it is a red scarf laid over a light or a red glass fixture ect you get the picture. So if an attractive woman says her name is Roxanne please do not assume she is like the lyrics to these Roxanne wars with horrible boy bands like The Police where they ruin entire girl names like Titiana, Layla, California, Molly, Virginia, Gloria, Billy Jean, Diana, Betty, Dahlia, Eileen, Sherona, Stacy's Mom, Peggie Sue, Mrs.Robinson, Maggie May, Janie, ect.. Imagine what it is like to have an entire name ruined after you named your daughter which begs the question why there are no male names being ruined or used with negative images (oh they would like that...hmmm well that answers that question)
You: What's your name
me/ tired of Roxanne songs: Roxanne
You: Roxannnnnnnnnnne You don't have to turn on the red light...
me: I haven't heard that one yet
you: Really?
me: lol only everyday since 5th grade STOP!!!!!
and
You: what's your name?
Not in the mood me for listening to the Police song again/ Roxanne: Bertha
You: you don't look like a Bertha?
Not in the mood for listening to the Police song again/Roxanne: smiling Oh yeah smiling..(sorry Bertha's)
me/ tired of Roxanne songs: Roxanne
You: Roxannnnnnnnnnne You don't have to turn on the red light...
me: I haven't heard that one yet
you: Really?
me: lol only everyday since 5th grade STOP!!!!!
and
You: what's your name?
Not in the mood me for listening to the Police song again/ Roxanne: Bertha
You: you don't look like a Bertha?
Not in the mood for listening to the Police song again/Roxanne: smiling Oh yeah smiling..(sorry Bertha's)
by roxbox007 January 22, 2020
Get the Roxanne songsmug. by Luka La Menzo April 6, 2009
Get the song murderermug. Whoever gets a musical number gets a boost, while their enemies are forced to either stay still or do minimal movement and make them look good until the song ends.
Exceptions are if they are a plot point or if its important to progress the story.
Exceptions are if they are a plot point or if its important to progress the story.
*The main villian gets a musical number.*
Person 1: Why's everyone else just standing still?
Person 2: That's the Power of Song for ya.
Person 1: Why's everyone else just standing still?
Person 2: That's the Power of Song for ya.
by adr1anna May 14, 2023
Get the Power of Songmug. A song that, if you live in a household of persons that may be involved with church or charity's, it would be very offensive to play this song loudly. So you wear headphones.
A: Yo, I had this great headphones song, so i bought some beats to listen to em with, but beats are made of such terrible quality that everyone could hear them
B: lol. rip
B: lol. rip
by BobTucker567 February 7, 2018
Get the Headphones Songmug. I heard that old Mark Chesnutt signal song playing downstairs, and I knew he was getting ready to bang the hag.
by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012
Get the Signal Songmug.