The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
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by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013
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"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"
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by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009
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by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022
Get the smoke and poke mug.NA smoke is mostly used in CSGO. When someone throw a smoke grenade that does not land on where it's supposed to be, twitch audience would laugh at it and say it is an 'NA smoke'. This is often accompanied with lul or lmao, either text or picture. This meme originally stems from the idea that North American CSGO players usually do bad jobs throwing a smoke (Than European players), although some teams like C9 or Liquid do throw decent smokes.
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