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National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.
Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.
by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020
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Simp

- a male who ignores bros and goes out of their way to be with a girl
- a male who rejects plans with the boys for the girl
by Simp Patrol February 24, 2020
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Simpcel

A simp who is also an incel; Someone who simps for a female as hard as possible until reject, once reject happens they hate women and can’t stand them.
Don’t talk to Tom, he’s a simpcel and he’ll hate you.
by hirosawa March 10, 2020
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simp

A simp is a lad that is completely submissive to girls and will do anything for them in order to get attention from them
‘Bro, that Jake is such a simp

Paul blart from mall cop is such a simp’
by We love jon February 18, 2020
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Simp

One who idolizes mediocrity within women and men, doubly so if you complain about not having a girlfriend or get ghosted often
by koreaboo2016 March 31, 2020
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Simp

*A man who puts himself in a submissive or subservient position below a woman in hopes of being given sex as a reward, often by throwing other men under the bus in order to do so.
*A man who donates money to women via twitch, youtube, ppatreon or onlyfans.
*A man who gets married without taking precautions, see prenup.
*A man who allows himself to be used as a doormat by members of the opposite sex.
*A man who abandons his male friends to have sex with (or try to have sex with) a woman.
*A man who emotionally invests in a woman with a high body count.
*A man who raises another man's kid/s.
"Riley keeps whiteknighting for Jess on Twitter, he's such a fucking simp."
"Liam's a simp, he told me spent two hundred dollars on Sarah's onlyfans."
"Yeah, he used to be our friend. The girl he was trying to fuck kept being a bitch to the rest of us so we kicked her out and he followed her, like a fucking simp."
"Being a simp was his downfall. He knew she was a slut in college but married her anyway. She cheated and then took everything he had in the divorce, even his fucking dog."
by _gal1leo April 11, 2020
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SIMPA

SIMPA: allowing the one who runs your life, to dip her thumb in her own period blood and wipe it across your forehead while saying “SIMPA” in an act similar to the 1994 Disney movie The Lion King involving Simba a baby lion and Rafiki a grown ass ape
I’m pretty sure Cantaffa’s SIMPA Ceremony is going Friday, his old lady has been bitchy since Wednesday!
by Hixville52487 June 22, 2020
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