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Red-Shift

An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.
Ah shit, I feel light-headed. 4 pills was too many. I think I'm gettin' a red-shift.
by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019
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Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
by CircularLogic June 2, 2011
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shift knob

Noun: The object at the end of a shift lever in a manual transmission car, usually made from vinyl, leather, or metal, depending on either the manufacturer's or owner's taste.
That shift knob is pure bling.
My new shift knob is lighter and helps me shift gears better.
by celicaman November 26, 2006
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shift plus one

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.
ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE
by Lewis Smith February 26, 2007
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Shitty Mick

describes a bogus situation or a time when things don't work out well or end up poorly.
susane ..."we never made it to the pub, put all my money on a horse and lost it all!"

Seamus ..." ah dude that shitty mick"
by themajormackeral March 4, 2009
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shittydickwilly

the devine act of ass fucking then pulling out your shitty dick and sticking it the ear of the reciever and yelling shittydickwilly bitch shittydickwilly bitch
tonight when we get home your gonna get a shittydickwilly
by brandon okelberry April 28, 2009
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shitty bag

damn bernesse lets make a shitty bag
by fishtaco96 May 22, 2009
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