scottish taco

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.

I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

by College Student March 28, 2015

Scottish Missile

shooting your load up into the air and then ducking under the slop so it lands on your back.

" I hope those cameras are on, 'cuz I'm about to Scottish Missile myself."

by beeverman April 30, 2015

Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.

"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"

by sin(π) September 12, 2015

scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017

skottie

A skanky hot girl.

Dude, have you seen that skanky chick that works 3rd shift at the truck stop?

Yeah man. She's kinda hot too.

Straight up skottie!

by Sex4Daze February 8, 2018

Swottie

A girl that's a sweetie, but also a thot ❤️
@callmerah_

Awwwww what a swottie! She the type of WIFEY that gives you road top too

by Judey March 28, 2019

scottish

Adjective:

The exact opposite to welsh. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.

Get uff ya fat arse and stop bein' so Scottish!

by welsh ninjas August 5, 2006