Girl; So what you do last night?
Guy; You said what?
Girl; Did you go to the strip club?
Guy; You said what? (silent pause, hoping you don't ask again)
Guy; You said what?
Girl; Did you go to the strip club?
Guy; You said what? (silent pause, hoping you don't ask again)
by eloceiloc November 24, 2011
Get the You said what? mug.Like 'That's What She Said' but instead of 'She', it is replaced with Tiger Woods. Used when something sexual a guy would say because, well, Tiger didn't stop at 3 hoes like Santa Clause.
(Saturday Night Live)
Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!
Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!
by LaFawnduh69 July 4, 2010
Get the That's What Tiger Said mug.Xavier: Ok lets play black ops!
Tom: I cant wait!
Xavier: Put it in already, your taking too long!
Tom: Thats what she said.
Tom: I cant wait!
Xavier: Put it in already, your taking too long!
Tom: Thats what she said.
by GetAlIFExxxxxx June 15, 2011
Get the Thats what she said mug.An annoying term mostly used by parents when they don’t want their kid oing something that’s perfectly fine but the parent has no logical explanation why they don’t want them doing it, but doesn’t want to admit it
John: mom shook is done and billies my only rid
Mom: no your not going with billy
John: Why the hell not?
Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO
John: THATS NOT AN ANSWER
Mom: I’ll be there to pick you up in 45 —beep—
John: WHAT THE FUCK!
Mom: no your not going with billy
John: Why the hell not?
Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO
John: THATS NOT AN ANSWER
Mom: I’ll be there to pick you up in 45 —beep—
John: WHAT THE FUCK!
by Xidiocyx June 18, 2020
Get the Because I said so mug.I said no can be used as:
part of an imperative sentence- Whose jar of 'I said no' is that lying on the humidifier?
part of an exclamatory sentence- You stole my can of 'I said no', you slutty little bitch!
part of a declaritive statement- "I said no!" came the Iraqi soldiers muffled battlecry.
or...
as a verb- Matt Cauchy I SAID NO'D over the bush.
as an adjective- "Honey, you look very I SAID NO tonight. Can we fuck now?"
as an adverb- He ran I SAID NO'EDLY over to the sandlot.
a noun modifying a verb- I SAID NO was swimming in the sea.
as a geographic location- "have you ever been to I SAID NO, Alaska?" Said one inuit boy to another.
"Nah." said the other. "But isn't that near the pest-intolerant village of Nagheenarnarjaar?"
"Yes, I believe it is."
part of an imperative sentence- Whose jar of 'I said no' is that lying on the humidifier?
part of an exclamatory sentence- You stole my can of 'I said no', you slutty little bitch!
part of a declaritive statement- "I said no!" came the Iraqi soldiers muffled battlecry.
or...
as a verb- Matt Cauchy I SAID NO'D over the bush.
as an adjective- "Honey, you look very I SAID NO tonight. Can we fuck now?"
as an adverb- He ran I SAID NO'EDLY over to the sandlot.
a noun modifying a verb- I SAID NO was swimming in the sea.
as a geographic location- "have you ever been to I SAID NO, Alaska?" Said one inuit boy to another.
"Nah." said the other. "But isn't that near the pest-intolerant village of Nagheenarnarjaar?"
"Yes, I believe it is."
by liberalwizardtyler July 2, 2008
Get the I said no! mug.A fraise often used as a reply to someones comment. One person says something and you reply with : thats what she said!
Miranda: wats corys email address?
Sydney:cory_*******@hotmail.com
Miranda:oh! thats a hard one!haha
Sydney;thats what she said!
Dont stop guys i want to go all the way!
thats what she said!
Sydney:cory_*******@hotmail.com
Miranda:oh! thats a hard one!haha
Sydney;thats what she said!
Dont stop guys i want to go all the way!
thats what she said!
by Mirandalynn<3 March 22, 2009
Get the thats what she said! mug.A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*
Him: "That's what I said last Monday"
<Mood is killed>
Her: "Who says that?"
Him: "That's what I said last Monday"
<Mood is killed>
Her: "Who says that?"
by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009
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