Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

souls-like Brain rot

when you can’t enjoy anything unless it involves dodge rolling and killing

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy playing games like animal crossing”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

ROTS

An acronym for Star Wars Revenge Of the Sith. If you don’t know this acronym then you’re not a true fan of the series

Tyler, you have to stop watching ROTS over and over and have hope that anakin won’t turn to the dark side.

by Gamer girl XDXD November 23, 2020

Rot Worker

Someone who works at the Reber Thomas dining hall at Liberty University. This connotation is typically used in a slanderous or insulting like fashion to address a sketchy person in the food service industry.

That guy looks sketchy he must be a Rot Worker.

Bro is being weird he's acting like a Rot Worker right now.

by Libberby October 3, 2022

Rot

Rot is a deadly, otherwordly virus. It spreads from host to host and begins the decay process on whatever it touches. Rot should be feared and if you see any Rot you should report it to your local government immediately. Nothing is safe from Rot, and every instance should be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to deal with or make your own Rot, as it could end horribly.

Bro, I just went into the woods and saw some Rot there.

Dude we need to tell the police about it right now.

by HsifReal February 8, 2023

Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 13, 2020

rot

Doing very little to nothing for extended periods of time. Can include playing video games, watching TV, eating, etc. Does not include anything productive.

Guy 1: “Do you want to do literally anything at all today”

Guy 2: “Nah I think I’m just going to rot all day”

by Formerly Chuck’s May 2, 2023