Roasted pepperoni

A vagina that tastes/smells so fucking bad that it's comparable to pepperoni.

Man A: What do you think about Krista?
Man B: Don't get me started about her roasted pepperoni.

by Anon1920 March 28, 2016

roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.

Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.

by Scouse, Matty and Lord Kopickington January 29, 2006

almost a roast

When you mess up your roast

"Dude be peanut butter and jelly."
"You mean jealous"

That was almost a roast

by Bigtasty153 January 21, 2016

Roasting Marshmallows

A sexual act where a female is fucked anally near or on top of a campfire. Best to be done on a farm or near one.

Colin and Morgan were roasting marshmallows at the farm last night

by ShadyBrookFarm March 18, 2019

Sick Roast

When you get played or screwed on some bullshit

That call on the Giants game was a Sick Roast that was an obvious fumble these refs are garbage!

by Matty G NY January 30, 2012

roast board

When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out

I'm putting you on my roast board bro

by Lul4299 January 21, 2016

Roast-beefed

In softball, when the runner on third is trucking her way towards the catcher and the catcher thinks she is out... but the runner completely levels her. Like a shit brick house.

Nicolette roast-beefed the girl from WV.

by redheadedwildchild March 29, 2015