The Republican

A guy who is a legit Republican. He typically thinks he is awesome and will say outlandish remarks about how insanely amazing the Republicans are. He may have a big head, and sometimes he likes to punch windows. If you find yourself having sexual fantasies about him, you are not alone.

Theresa, "Did you see The Republican??"
Tyler, "Yah, he was strolling down the hallway today wearing a pro-Bush shirt, and then he walked into the wall. He just looked so stellarly dreamy..."

by Snuffles Montgomery, Leah Smith January 21, 2008

Republican Cock

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.

Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.

by Scrotron August 4, 2022

Republican

1 of the 2 major parties in the United States. It is made up mostly of racists and bigots who want to cut Social Security and all welfare programs, incite lethal insurrections when they lose elections, worship their presidential nominee like a God, deny scientists and facts. They do all of this in the name of Christianity as if Jesus would actually support any of it. The Republican Party is a major threat to democracy and the bottom 98% of America. It's members will continue to deny every election result when it's candidates lose. The sooner the party is voted into obscurity the better.

Democrat: Joe Biden won the 2020 election fair and square.

Republican: FAKE NEWS! The election was rigged because Trump told us so! Do your research on Wikipedia!

by Sanman95 March 20, 2023

Low Rent Republican

A person, usually American, whose Conservative mindset, will rally against their own best interest unwittingly leading to a lower quality of life. Also, a Conservative Republican that doesn't make enough money to truly reap the benefits of massive tax-cuts associated with the upper tier of income earners.

Braxtyn is a Low Rent Republican because he's on welfare and voted for a candidate who cut social benefits. Also, Kryztn is such a stupid Low Rent Republican she voted Republican and her taxes went up!

by bentslightly October 30, 2019

Banana Republican

A rabid, nearly defunct tribe of banana-wielding Tea-tard Tea Party Republicans that descends with high-pitched shrieks from the treetops to defend the debt ceiling from other Republicans and humans.

Those nasty Banana Republicans nearly put us out of business last week until we slipped them the Boehner.

by Politicus Maximus August 20, 2011

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

The newest book by the Pro-hate author Ann Coulter.

Are you picking up the book "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans"? No I actually live in the real world.

by Blarg07 October 22, 2007

Log Cabin Republicans

A confused, prideless group of homosexual men and women who, ironically, support homophobia by voting for homophobic republican candidates. Log cabin republicans claim to be changing attitudes toward homosexuals withing the republican party, but in reality, if they really want to help, they should simply change their red to blue.

Log cabin republican(LCR):Vote republican! Forget the fact that we really arn't doing anything to end homophobia or advance gay rights...those are low priority agendas.

by Americanto April 1, 2005