Racer

Losers in tights who think that the fastest is the best.

Bob: Hey look at that silly racer with the tight pants.

Bobby: Doesn't he know that it'll kill his sperm?

by D0u61a5 May 21, 2009

Raging ass raper in the shitter

a person who has a passion for anal rape on the shitter.

Man, Craig likes to perform raging ass raper in the shitter.

by fhcgh October 9, 2006

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 9, 2008

rasberry zinger

When you cum inside a girl on her period

I just gave that girl a rasberry zinger

by art haul July 30, 2011

father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")

The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

by Rev. Gideon June 4, 2008

ass raper

to shove a golden dildo right up a uncouncious mans ass

i went to that alley and i saw a guy get ass raper

by kevin granger April 7, 2007

rafer

a mix between a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez

Moxin: "Yeah, gotta agree with Rafer on this one."
=Moxin in big doodoo

by Carniwar April 15, 2004