Waiting Room Paradox

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.

Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.

by Deege2517 May 31, 2010

tumblr room

A very amazing bedroom. Like totes cute and fetch. And has majestic stuff and looks magical.

Common white girl: hey I just found this tumblr room on Instagram and I'm gonna make my parents let me do my room this way!

by Common white girl20 March 2, 2014

going to the board room

getting fired

getting fired like omarosa

by omarosa April 21, 2004

Cleaning my room

Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm

by zcsdfb,zb kfzv jhfgz February 20, 2020

hop on rec room

Hop on rec room is slang for dismembered anal sex.

"Hey bro you trying to hop on rec room?"
"Yeah bro."

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Locker Room

The place designated for people to change into or out of work out clothes. In public gyms there will typically be 70-year-old men walking around with little to no clothing on, thinking this is a perfectly acceptable practice. Usually the floors are slippery and covered in a medley of liquids ranging from jizz to pool water. In high school locker rooms, there is not much a of a difference. Well, besides the fact that you are required to take it to graduate and are pretty much forced to strip down to your underwear in front of your possibly gay classmates. The bathrooms here are usually not shown too much love, or at least when I went to school they weren't. On more than one occasion I have placed my gym bag in crap, touched walls covered in jizz, and stepped on a mound of pubis.

I remember vividly Freshman year, coming back from the pool (at least 5% of that water was just piss) to the locker room and stepping into the shower only to find it partially flooded because there was enough pubic hair to knit a sweater clogging the drain. I had been forever grateful the rest of my high school career that I would never being going back to that room ever again, and never would me, or my naked ass, be ogled at by gay kids for the rest of those 4 years.

by Cripple Chris December 25, 2010

tea room queen

(also T-Room Queen) A male homosexual who seeks sordid trysts with other males in a public toilet (t-room).

Larry Craig is both an elected senator and a tea room queen.

by Etymoligizer October 11, 2007