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Ralph's Dirty Surprise

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.
I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.
by Julie McChicken June 28, 2009
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Ralph

A Russian spy ready to eat all your soy sauce. He'll come to your house and eat your dogs legs, and eat them with all the soy sauce you have. He says no to ketchup, and likes hippo meat.
Ralph hates dogs
by kwiggle October 4, 2019
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Road rally

A road rally is essentially a competitition or "scavenger hunt" where a bunch of high school students join together and make teams which usually consist of a designated driver and an even mix of about 6 other kids half girls and the other half boys. The goal is to get as fucked up as humanly possible and the set out to complete tasks. The tasks that can be completed on road rallies can varry widely from the most simple being buying female condoms to cumming on a girls faces in front of your school. The more fucked the thing your team does the more points they will get. In order to receive points somebody has to record everything that your team does and send it to a single official who decides wether or not to give points and tally up the scores. This person is also the one who starts and ends the rally. Road rallies are left mainly to the seniors and the people that are allowed to do it are usually either the most popular or hottest people in the grade. Everybody who isn't apart of it is inherently not as cool by the participants standards and outsiders usually have the view that all these people are hoes and douchebags. For kids participating the reason for doing such things are so that you can fuck and hookup with people at the same time that you would never normally get with. Overall pretty wiild experience if you ever get to do one. It usually only happens once a year.
Bruh, I got such nice road head from Jacqueline last night at the road rally, our team got 100 points because of it.
by Boyfromchap October 7, 2017
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ralking

It originates as typo but now made deliberately to emphasis the dread of the converstaions turn. Ralking basically means talking about yourself and your interests in a casual manner in which you feel uncomfortable.
Becx;'why the bitch talk to us.
Emma;'you know, I don't know.I suppose ralking about herself is her thing.We asked remember.
by NightmarexFeirah September 11, 2009
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raleighwood

given as a nickname to Raleigh, North Carolina. Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina and is called "raleighwood," play on words from Dollywood!!!
Let's hit up Raleighwood tonight.
by Kdougieeeee March 3, 2011
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raley

To have a bipolar moment.
To freak out on a kid for no exact reason.
Did you see that teacher go raley on that kid in geometry? He started throwing papers and cussing out the kids!
by Y0UNG J33Z3Y May 3, 2009
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Ralph Lauren

Exclusive brand for the best of the best! Teenagers with a great sense of style and prep wear this brand. They are true fashionistas. Some people just don't look good in Ralph Lauren, however others do. You should consult a person who wears Ralph Lauren before you wear it yourself. Remember, not everyone can be the ""Hot and Sexy Ralphy!"
Dang man you lookin hot and sexy in that Polo by Rlaph Lauren, your such a preppy fashionista! polo Ralph lauren
by OzzyOswald July 14, 2016
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