The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007

Patty Cake

1. An ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. Patty Cake was made purely to seek out the true god. When the game begins, all hell breaks loose, and the two fearless competitors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

2. A simple game where two children clap there hands together and at the same time say Patty Cake.

"OH MY GOD!!! TWO PEOPLE ARE BATTLING EACHOTHER IN AN EPIC WAR OF PATTY CAKE! ALERT THE MEDIA!!!"

"Awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren't they just adorable?"

by BoredDude2 April 24, 2010

Potty Otter

The pubic hair on a woman that can be seen while she is sitting on the toilet.

Man, I just walked in on Sally takin a piss and I caught a glimpse of her 'Potty Otter'.

by Wayne-O September 5, 2007

patty cake

The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.

Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.

by Grant Gonzalez September 21, 2005

potty

1. toilet
2. having to go to the toilet

Mom i have to go to the bathroom!!! Mom!! i have to go now!!! Not now honey, you should have gone at home. But i have to go now!!!! MOM!!! ssss too late now

by AcornMuffin November 5, 2004

putt from the rough

A euphemism for being VERY gay.

Person A: "MP putts from the rough, if you know what I mean."

Person B: "Oh, yeah, I hear ya."

by fam® August 11, 2005

Portable Potty Lotty

The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".

Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.

Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.

by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009