No Printer, Just Fax

Instead of using a printer you would use a fax machine. It's a play on words and essentially a way of heavily agreeing with something/someone.

Friend 1: Hey dude memes are great
Friend 2: Ikr no printer, just fax

by drew.pression August 28, 2018

Pint

a decent sized beer (take note you twats)

apint of your finest please barkeep

by frank November 7, 2003

pint of cream

A pint of Guinness stout with a thick creamy head of foam.

This pint of Guinness is so thick and smooth its like drinking a pint of cream!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 12, 2022

yellow paint

something that you love despite it being toxic.
even if people warn you or call you crazy, it’s a thing you think will make you happy so you can’t stop.

origin: vincent van gogh used to eat yellow paint, because it was a happy color and he thought it would make him happy too.

people thought he was crazy because it was toxic, but it’s just how it goes. everyone’s got a thing

girl1: i’m in love with him!

girl2: you can’t be...he’s so toxic, he’s talking to like 7 other girls right now.... he doesn’t even care about you!
girl1: but he makes me happy! he’s my yellow paint.....

by imnotrunningforpresident February 16, 2020

painting the town brown

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

by Jon Beech August 30, 2006

paint the roses red

To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.

I accidently broke me mom's favorite antique vase so i had to paint the roses red.

by DeTurk December 16, 2008

candy paint

Brightly colored, typically high-gloss, automobile paint (i.e. candy colored paint).

The candy paint on the 'lac is simply amazin

by Brad C December 30, 2005