Front potatoes

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.

Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.

by spuffstuff December 2, 2011

Flying potato

When a Irish man goes skydiving

Steve (your friend): Did you see that flying potato?
You: yes he flew so fast
Steve: I know!
You: I love refrigerators and flying potatoes

by Bill jobs bobs October 9, 2018

meat and potatoes

the basic fundamentals of something, the point of something

It would be nice if they just got to the meat and potatoes, but I doubt they will.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2011

Potato Smileys

a french fry that has been flattened and shaped into a circle, with two eyes and a smiley mouth cut out. These greasy delicacies were created in hopes that they would cheer up fat, overweight children in schools across America. But, sadly these happy potato snacks are eaten as regularly as normal french fries, potato wedges, tater-tots, or curly fries. There is still debate about the true reason behind all the extra work put into school food such as this, considering the fact that school lunch is still disgusting and noone enjoys it.

dude 1:dude, gimme your potato Smileys...

dude 2:no....go get your own

by Dylan Sanders April 18, 2008

jojo potatoes

The term "Akronites" or people from Akron Ohio use for breaded fried potato wedges. Used only in Akron and Summit County.

Make sure you get JoJo potatoes with the fried chicken.

by Mr. Oxyman April 12, 2014

potato mode

Having a video game on lowest settings, aka piss poor computer can't display game in screen shots due to lack of computing power.

Hey brah, come back and post that screenie when you get a better pc, we can't see shit with it in "potato mode"

by BroThang November 2, 2014

Potato retard

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.

My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.

by Plattapussy May 28, 2017