CW Post

A great American college located on Long Island, NY, affiliated with the 7th largest university in the world, Long Island University. Although the CW Post Pioneers may not be the best college sports team its champions reside among the Postie Toasties which is the typical name for the vast group of pot-heads which make up 60% of the CW Post population, the other 40% being Asian. Most of the college dorm room festivities are held on Thursday nights which is a sad excuse for a labeled party day seeing as everybody still parties on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday as well. With it's wide landscape stretching over Old Brookville and Greenvale as well, it's a great place for the rich, drunk, high, completely unsober population to stretch their legs and go exploring. Some majors include film, business, education and getting fucked up (art). All the girls are hot and all the guys are burnt and with everybody and their mother selling pot, there's no room for any other drugs. The campus itself is famous for begging for more funds than building pointless structures for staff. Public Safety is quite useless unless your car battery dies, often refered to as ".5-0" and "Pubic Softees". Many other college goers visit this campus, sometimes almost on a regular basis, to partake in the CW Post experience. So if u like hot girls, being rich, marijuana, and riding ambulances like taxis, than CW Post is the place for you!

guy 1: What'd you do last night?
guy 2: I don't remember, I just woke up in an ambulance
guy 1: You must've been at Post

"I was at CW Post smoking a spliff while fucking your mom"

by JJoint October 16, 2009

post-while-drift

Having the special ability of posting in forum threads while performing the act of drifting with a vehicle.

Yo! I'm so skilled that I can post-while-drift!

by [e-mail] February 16, 2009

postalphobia

The fear of mailboxes; the fear of the postal system

My postalphobia prevents me from going to the post office or checking my mail.

by postalphobian November 1, 2009

Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.

Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"

by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009

postcation

the day after your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!

by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010

Post It Pal

One with whom you have an inside joke in which everyday office supplies are used to coordinate and arrange for the execution of sexual acts which may include, but are not limited to, bus riding and cupcaking.

That girl has 3 post it pals.

Clair and Jeff are the office post it pals.

Mom why do you have so many post it pals?

by tennkenn January 26, 2011