Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022

pork knuckles

Used abroad and means the same as camel toe.

Her shorts are so tight she has pork knuckles.

by The Dead President August 9, 2010

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020