Butt Poop

The brown cream that projects from one's anus. It can be very smeary and sometimes quite smelly. Also on occasion will contain nuts and/or corn.

I accidentally saw my wife's butt poop and it had pieces of corn in it.

by Stitchur Pistol September 20, 2010

Vag Poop

The sexual act of a guy turtling out half a log and having vaginal intercourse with a girl. This act was made popular by Opie and Anthony genius, and 3rd mic, Jimmy Norton.

"My girlfriend let me vag poop her last night. Next stop...Anal!"

by Barry Fagowitz January 23, 2008

pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Pre-Poop Fart

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".

(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."

by Zanghai November 14, 2007

poop snack

cat turds the family dog picks out of the litter box

"Don't let Bart lick your face! He's been eating poop snacks again!"

by mary's sister April 21, 2006

poop sock

A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.

I've been playing WOW for 2 days straight and my poop sock is almost full.

by arNette September 26, 2006

Do girls Poop?

Obviously not, Duhhh

Boy: “Do girls poop?”
Girl: “Obviously Not”

by Wicket November 16, 2020