Pong

Pong is a sexual activity where you and your male partner get into a scissor position and bash your knackers together over and over again until they're purple and mangled or until you vomit.

We should Pong , bro.

by Lanky Knob May 18, 2016

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

OD pong

Type of beer pong played by kick on misfits where beer is substituted for caps

Fark. Just found an old bag of goodies. Should we play some OD pong back at bennys place?

by Michalio October 6, 2019

ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house

you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"

by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

King Pong

A term used to describe someone who will go somewhere, just to boosts about themselves.

"That guy just came in here to talk about how awesome he is, what a King Pong"

by Not Lysol December 26, 2008

Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt or other even worse means.

James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.

by dickjackie April 22, 2024