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Plant

To forcibly shove 3-4 batons or sticks in someones anus as a form of pleasure.
Dang i'm low key trying to Plant her.
by HelloAfrica January 17, 2017
mugGet the Plantmug.

face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect
He gave me the fattest face plant
by 25pilots December 30, 2021
mugGet the face plantmug.

Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023
mugGet the Plant Pornmug.

Plant Juice

A relatively new type of juice which has seen its origins in Robertson, South Africa. This type of juice is derived from Jelly Fish Semen mixed with many different types of liquids including a small ratio of alcohol. It’s brewers mainly serve it and have always called it plant juice as the semen in its early stages looks like a plant.
The Kelly family went to the sea to find Jellyfish so that they can start brewing plant juice.
by Jellyfish_Juice May 16, 2019
mugGet the Plant Juicemug.

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
by -____- January 13, 2005
mugGet the shit plantmug.

keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up
OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant
by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011
mugGet the keyboard plantmug.

Ohio Plant

Another term used for marijuana or weed.
Person 1: Damn I’m hella stressed
Person 2: Nigga you need that Ohio plant

By Drake and Joanna
by NiggaOnPlant October 18, 2023
mugGet the Ohio Plantmug.

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