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pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it
kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large
by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019
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pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.
Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating
by Problematize March 14, 2021
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skeetza the pizza

Where a room full of dudes jack off onto a pizza and whoever finishes last has to eat the slice.
You guys just want to skeetza the pizza? There's one slice left..
by Wobez July 25, 2014
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Boneless Pizza

A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.

Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".

The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*

a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?

Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 25, 2018
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wine and pizza

kid: what does wap mean?
adult: wine and pizza
kid: so you had some wap lastnight
adult: yes, yes i did
by yellowpisscarrot42069 October 12, 2020
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Pizza Lube

Garlic infused butter that comes with some pizzas, mainly Papa Johns.
Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."

Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
by dilutedspine April 8, 2012
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Pizza-Rolling

The act of having to watch and/or listen to your friends act sexually over a video call. Typically occurring in discord groupchats.

The term originates from the fanfiction “Two’s a Company, Three’s a Mistake” written by Ao3 author horseparkour, in which main character Sapnap has to listen to his friends Dream and George have e-sex in a discord call, all whilst eating a plate of freshly microwaved pizza rolls.
My friends didn’t leave the groupchat to have their discord sex again, I hate Pizza-Rolling”
by Ollie609 February 11, 2022
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