pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

pickledingler

a pickledingler is when a guy slaps a girl across the face with his dick.

such as- " hey baby can i pickledingler you tonight?"
or even- "have you been pickledinglered lately"
and- "my girl friend bit my dick when i pickledinglered her

by storm willis April 28, 2010

Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

Pickled Cunt

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.

Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."

by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015

Pickery

The type of guitar style that is to be played. Separate notes being played as opposed to chords.

The pickery in the bar was very fast and clear.

by JimmyJames16 September 3, 2016

Pickelanalsitus

When you have a over tight svingter it can be caused by Pickelanalsitus.

Some blonde at the gym had severe pickelanalsitus it caused her back pain !!

by Mitbec January 6, 2017

Packed My Lunch

When someone gets in your business unnecessarily, and inadvertently fucks you up.

*Andre* "To Chris remember how you told me these was that one chic you wanted to smash ? Well I told her and she said you must be smoking dick."

*Chris* "Thanks man you just packed my Lunch my dude. Fucking thanks for nothing."

by professordre98 March 27, 2017