Parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he's liking you back. Almost always gorgeous, with shaggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. Parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. Beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! Also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named Joseph, but liked their middle name better.
Girl: OMG ur SUCH a Parker!!
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*
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when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.
Carl: so what do you think of my room?
you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.
you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.
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by SirFuckNuts February 9, 2010
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Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.
Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.
Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.
Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.
Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!
Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.
Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.
Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.
Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.
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