: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
B: What's going on over there?
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010
Get the parasitic groping pretzel tree mug.Paris is a girl that is confident in what she does and doesn’t care about what other people think of her. Paris can also be very scary when you get her upset or mad so be careful if you know anyone name Paris. Paris can also look really innocent and kind on the outside but on the inside she can really scare you and probably be your worst nightmare. Paris is also very loyal and kind to her friends, She hates when someone disrespect her best friends or friends, If she ever finds out someone messed with her friends she would jump you then make sure that you broke one limb. Paris is also a girl that is quite kawaii and is full of aegyo. Paris is a pretty girl that had the body and face shape. People think that Paris could be a shy and boring girl but once you really get to know her you’ll see that she is very outgoing, loud, cheerful, and she is a positive girl that always try to make things less boring. Paris is also well mannered to adults/elders. Paris is also not all that great. Paris has tons of ex-best friends and Enemies. She can also be a real bitch. She can be rude sometimes.
Boy 1: I think I broke my leg.
Boy 2: Paris is hella scary, You shouldn’t have messed with her, your so stupid
Boy 1: she’s a girl I didn’t know she was that strong.
Boy 2: Paris is hella scary, You shouldn’t have messed with her, your so stupid
Boy 1: she’s a girl I didn’t know she was that strong.
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A sticky fingered girl. She manipulates year 6/7/8’s to be her friend just because she hasn’t got any friends herself. She makes people feel bad for her and says she has depression and anxiety when she doesn’t. She’s the biggest cunt around
by fatneekxoxo April 7, 2020
Get the Paris Romano mug.1.) First thing that comes to mind is hot naked women sunning themselves on the beach, gay artist dudes and dudettes in black berets, souless mimes, cigarettes and sex.
2.) Next thing that comes to mind is love. Paris IS the city of love after all!
3.) Then maybe finally your brain catches up with your penis and you think of the Eiffel tower, baguettes and skinny french girls.
2.) Next thing that comes to mind is love. Paris IS the city of love after all!
3.) Then maybe finally your brain catches up with your penis and you think of the Eiffel tower, baguettes and skinny french girls.
Boy: Mom..I'm through with school! I have a dream! A dream that can only be expressed through-
Boy's mom: You're going to Paris aren't ya?
Chris Tucker: Lee! Did you know that the average french woman is naked 30 percent of the time!?
Jackie Chan: Welcome to Paris baby!
Boy's mom: You're going to Paris aren't ya?
Chris Tucker: Lee! Did you know that the average french woman is naked 30 percent of the time!?
Jackie Chan: Welcome to Paris baby!
by Suburbia March 30, 2009
Get the Paris mug.Paris spends her time being the best person on earth, listening to eminem, being the funniest hoe since 94 and being better than you
by BR!O^YDAWGGG April 8, 2011
Get the Paris mug.The term is used to describe women with very LONG feet. Paris Hilton wears a size 11 shoe, despite only being 5' 8" tall. So along with being as ugly as ugly can possibly get, Paris Hilton has freakish large feet for someone her size. Long feet aren't ugly per say, but they are ugly on Paris Hilton.
I think a woman's feet are sexy, but damn you have a bad case of Paris Feet! I bet a 5 ton truck couldn't knock you off of those giant feet!
by the2ndflood August 21, 2008
Get the Paris Feet mug.-A girl only made famous due to the fact she banged some ugly guy while taping it and he decided to get rich off her pasty white ass and no tits.
-A girl who has lots of money just due to her last name being Hilton. She doesnt have to work for her money, it gets handed to her on a platinum platter. She can run around with her tits hanging out for more publicity when everyones sick of her, because shes never done anything worth while and people only notice her when her "privates" are hanging out. Classy.
-A girl who has lots of money just due to her last name being Hilton. She doesnt have to work for her money, it gets handed to her on a platinum platter. She can run around with her tits hanging out for more publicity when everyones sick of her, because shes never done anything worth while and people only notice her when her "privates" are hanging out. Classy.
by Jen August 11, 2004
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