Park your pooper

The act of sitting down on chair or other sittable object.

Aup mate, grab a beer and park your pooper.

by Oriblem December 24, 2017

das pooper

Coined by NASIOC's Off Topic forum in late 2003 and popularized into common, if not excessive, usage in early 2004, "das pooper" is a term used to describe the posterior section of a female, or, in some less desirable instances, a male.

Q:My girlfriend keeps giving me shit about the amount of money I spend on my car. What should I do?

A: Hit it in das pooper.

by ZaphodForty2 February 4, 2004

transitive butt property

How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.

The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.

stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)

by discoblob October 26, 2003

Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006

school pooper (v)

One who decides to take an extreemly large dump in school and then makes no effort to flush or conseal it.

God I can not believe drew he is such a school pooper.

by Matt Tract April 10, 2005

super pooper

Term used to describe a more than perfect ass.

That stripper's got one hell of a super pooper!

by The Joe 82 July 4, 2006

propertarian

believing in the sanctity of private property, libertarian

Murray Rothbard was a propertarian.

by Frank Booth January 5, 2005