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Patting the Steadman

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.
by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009
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Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
Come in and watch me petting my koala!
by BradieBear July 7, 2010
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Putting Christmas Away

The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.
on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!
by alexh.77. January 3, 2011
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Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.
by Hey old man! April 7, 2011
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patting it down

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.
Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.
by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011
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Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.
by Liz2016 September 19, 2011
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Putting the ronseal on

Celebrity marriage. The average celeb marriage lasts about five years, just like ronseal five year wood stain.
Kaley Cuoco and Josh ‘Lazie’ Resnik are engaged. They will soon be putting the ronseal on the relationship.
by Noodles56 October 28, 2011
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