oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

oyster cream

It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.

The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2019

Fuck Oyster

The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.

Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!

by Plonkydonk January 4, 2021

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Toss Oyster

Getting puss

“Yo, my man Lewis tossed some straight oyster yesterday at the party”
“What a savage, I wish I could Toss Oyster”

by BroncoBuster January 13, 2020

Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022

Oyster pearl

The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.

Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!

by Broseid March 4, 2022