A male that has gone an extended period of time (at least two weeks) without having the pleasure of release from an orgasm from sex with a willing partner.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, Gary went almost a month having no luck at getting laid. He finally cured his case of Dry Bag with a good old fashioned wank into his gak towel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2015

A word used to describe someone who has good things happen to them but does nothing to deserve them. This word originated on the show MTV live.
"Dude that guy over there just sits on his coutch all day and dosent even have a job but somehow he has a super hot wife, What A Paul Bag.''
by Amber Jonas January 4, 2010

by hobbit March 3, 2004

A bag of weed that you either got for free, already made back your money on, or got for free. You are happy because the entire thing can be smoked free of charge for yourself
I bought a quarter pound, sold some, when all was said and done I made back my money and had an ounce for a happy bag.
by pothead January 6, 2004

by Potty McPots-alot May 6, 2006

by popperstud84 October 27, 2008

A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.
Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!
by GaryMoore May 15, 2018
