Yo Momma

It is a way to tell someone to not worry about where you are going or what you are doing.

Person 1-- "Where you headed to?"
Person 2--"Yo momma's house

by hehe_888 October 4, 2023

Yo Momma

A joke that’s been used for decades. This can be offensive to some people while just plain humor to others. This can be used in multiple instances. Like “yo momma so fat the scale say “To be continued”. These jokes are used to insult one’s mother.

“What you doing?” Said boy1. “YO MOMMA” said boy2

by The realest ofthemall July 7, 2025

momma g

One badass pimp that's all I can say

Momma g will pull out a glock and pop a cap in you''re ass

by Hotbabe26 November 16, 2016

jo momma

Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.

'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.

Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.

by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022

ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent

V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*

by the one who exists March 18, 2018

Momma, she nasty

Whenever a girl does something slutty and is proud of it.

Said with the same idea of a little kid tattle tailing.

Example 1
Boy 1: Look at Kayla grinding on her best friend's husband!

Boy2: Damn. Mama, she nasty!

Example 2:
Boy: I bet you wont flash us

*Girl flashes guys*

Boy: Momma, she nasty!

by pootts December 19, 2011

yo momma

the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!

by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010