Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.

Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?

by Korinthos February 21, 2014

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

Beaten By Tour

When one goes away on tour with you university for example and comes back a broken man. A completely different person to how he left.

Dafydd was beaten by tour

by lashinegun May 25, 2011

shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame

“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour”

by Littycity3 June 3, 2018

tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.

Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.

by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017