Blair Oklahoma 

A small town in Oklahoma where everyone talks shit about eachother. Guys like to call it Blair, Merica to feel special. Girls here never stick to one guy. You can usually find the ugly chicks swearing they’re dating a guy from Hollis or Altus. Half of the kids who live there are really stupid and just want to get in the NBA or they’re really smart because they have overachiever parents. Everyone here probably owns some type of showing animal. BEWARE: EVERYONE HAS BLACKMAIL ON YOU

“Blair Oklahoma has to be one of the most hillbilly towns to exsist.”

Blair Oklahoma by AlwaysAwakeeeA December 2, 2018

Lawton Oklahoma 

Lawton Oklahoma is the 3rd largest city in the state of Oklahoma . Known well for varieties of restaurants and the military base . The Lawton public school system haves over 300 schools in the district and haves approximately 7,000 students in total . Local teens are known to Go to the Lawton central mall on Saturdays . And popular stores are Tj maxx, target , and Walmart . And multiple other trending places . Lawton is A very diverse city . With huge mountains to look ahead of. The other false Statements on here are very upsetting considering the fact that Those people don’t live here .

Shady 580 stands for Lawton Oklahoma

Lawton Oklahoma by Oklahoma article November 20, 2019

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

The Oklahoma oyster by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.

Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.

The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021

Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma 

Only in ohio but cooler

Only in oklahoma city oklahoma dawg 😂👌💯

Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma by Jumperbumper December 14, 2024

Walters, Oklahoma 

Walters, Oklahoma. Located In the Southern Region of Oklahoma down by the Texas state line. It’s super small, not really anything to do endless your apart of the popular kids group than you play uno at sonic. If you’re black you’re one of the 5 heroes Bc there is approximately only 5 black people in all of the school. They. Are. Goated. Lots of cops but that’s okay this town loves cops and Donald J. Trump. If you play basketball good. The highschool girls basketball team has a very great coach. This town also has alot of pretty girls and some cute guys. But there has been “bullying” going around lately.. but the people supposedly supposed to be the “bullies” are the ones getting bullied by a transfer student. They just finally decided to stand up for themselves. But other than that flaw, the town of Walters offers a tremendously good English Teacher. Middle and highschool. But the town it’s self has a lot of stray dogs and stray people just wondering around. Most of the people that wonder are crack heads but they come out at night. All in All this town and school are a great place:)

Where do you live? Oh I live in Walters, Oklahoma. Where is that? By Lawton Oklahoma.

Walters, Oklahoma by anonymous September 10, 2021

Poteau, Oklahoma 

A small town in Oklahoma that is cool but pretty boring.

Man 1: I like Poteau, Oklahoma
Man 2: Yeah me too, but it's kinda boring

Poteau, Oklahoma by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022